Tag: humor
member name: Carol Voigts
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April 19, 2006 02:56 PM EDT --
Oh dear, what shall I do
My Gather Points went down to two
Hundred, it's not enough
I say things are tough
Perhaps Tom Gerace I should woo!
Now Dean is really upset
And Hannah's taking . . .
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July 12, 2006 11:12 AM EDT --
Somebody sent this to me, and I thought you teachers would appreciate them. I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time!
Good writing, eh?
Why English Teachers Retire Early!
Every . . .
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November 24, 2006 10:53 PM EST --
Am I from DNA molecules created by a roiling pool of ammonia, H2O, and carbon chains?
Or am I from fairies who brought me to the cabbage patch?
Could I be from reincarnations of a soul lost in . . .
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January 09, 2006 09:05 PM EST --
My stepson, Rodney is a joy!. A Downs Syndrome boy, sparkles our day with conversations of repeated exclamations. "Cold outside", at least 4 times before 10 am. Or "he's bad" . . .
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April 17, 2006 03:32 AM EDT --
I am a dyed-in-the-wool thrift store shopper. The GW department store or the Sally Ann are my favorite haunts for chic clothing. I can't remember when I didn't shop at the thrift store. . . .
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August 02, 2006 09:31 PM EDT --
If you've been a musician for a long time, you've heard these. In the music world it is a little strange how the people often really do seem to have those same personalities. . . .
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July 09, 2006 09:23 PM EDT --
That puppy pooped right on the rug
Well yes, Bo's the cutest of pugs
But I stepped in the mess
Between toes, (I digress)!
I rather prefer cats, though smug
My hamsters were Minnie and . . .
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November 16, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
Want to save time? I mean real time! Here's my new method of saving time. I record my favorite TV programs on our Dish DVR instead of watching them during the time they're on the television. At . . .
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March 29, 2006 12:24 AM EST --
"Gram, wait until you see the material I just got at Glen's!"
"Oh honey, it'll be perfect. Look at those oranges"
"Well, can we cut it out now?"
"Cut what . . .
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July 31, 2006 10:14 PM EDT --
"Oy vey", sighed the little fox Abe. "I just couldn't seem to get that little kid to get onto my back. I've been struggling all day trying to convince him to hop on for the ride . . .
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July 22, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
Have fun with this guy! He lives with his cohorts here on Lake Michigan, and we enjoy him and friends every day when we're down at the beach. I'm sure you've heard of them . . .
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December 04, 2006 10:48 PM EST --
I’m stuck with a 5 quart pail of cream cheese! Huh? You ask. Well, the story there is that my choir had a big Victorian Dessert Concert with apple dumplings, wassail, . . .
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May 24, 2006 01:22 AM EDT --
Now you have to know I've kinda been on the wagon, garage and estate sale-wise. It just takes too much of my project time (I'm busy on Gather, painting, doing music stuff and gardening, among other . . .
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March 02, 2006 03:24 PM EST --
TEPID JUDGEMENT?????????
MORE LIKE TEPID JUDGEMENTSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Like the idea of using Ajax to clean the car window
Or how about putting the hot spaghetti in the plastic container
Trying to change . . .
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March 06, 2006 12:19 PM EST --
Dreaming of Gather
I awoke from my dream, maybe it was a nightmare, at 7:05 this morning to make a break for the bathroom. The confusion of the last hour or two in bed was whirring around in my head. . . .
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March 21, 2006 09:40 PM EST --
Hobart and Clara Ann were settin' to have a bundle of joy at their house. The Light's already had 13 children. There was Louie, Richie, Maudie, Charlie, Lucy, Laurilou, Ginny Mae, Harry and Harriet, . . .
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June 26, 2006 07:01 PM EDT --
Instructions: this ditty must be read aloud with fervor as well as volume, preferably so that the person in the kitchen can hear it, and enter where you are and say "good grief, can't you be a . . .
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July 03, 2006 12:12 AM EDT --
There will be an August affair at our place, 5:30 on August 5th. Be sure and bring your swim suit, and a dish to pass. $20/couple to cover the steaks, which will be yummy. We're getting them at Super . . .
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February 08, 2006 12:37 PM EST --
Cluttered Surface--Cluttered Mind??
I awoke this morning telling Jack that I wanted to accomplish three things today-- clean off the kitchen island, clear . . .
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February 21, 2006 01:04 AM EST --
Jack is so weird! The TV is blaring away with two different dialogues going, one out of the surround system and the other out of the TV speaker. "Hey, what's going on . . .
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